she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
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