Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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