dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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