doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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