Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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