Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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