Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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