I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
I just cut my nipple shaving
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Drake has all the answers
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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