Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
