CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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