Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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