Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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