Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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