When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
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