brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
Fuck appropriateness.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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