Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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