Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
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