I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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