Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
You're like the curious george of whores
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
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