woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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