I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
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