She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Randomize
