I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Randomize
