We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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