This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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