I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
Randomize
