it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
But theres a keg here and me gusta
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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