pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I currently don't understand fingers.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
His nipple licking is glorious
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