Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Randomize
