Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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