I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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