He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
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