I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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