you're like a bully in the Christmas story
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
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