Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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