I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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