Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
