I think i sorta joined a cult last night
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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