What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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