Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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