hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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