I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
