You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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