the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
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