The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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