He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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