Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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