thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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