Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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