i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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