she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
NoShamevember. You game?
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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