Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
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