dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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